And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
