this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
There's even glitter on my cock...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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