Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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