im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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