I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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