Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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