she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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