I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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