He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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