Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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