i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize