Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
