How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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