I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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