Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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