Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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