I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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