He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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