so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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