THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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