You work out of a Hotel?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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