You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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