I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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