hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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