So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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