Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
