he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize