My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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