Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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