Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
The Olympian is in my bed
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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