she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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