school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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