All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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