i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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