I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
