No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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