He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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