oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
why is half of my head shaved?
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