You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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