Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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