...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Panties = found
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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