it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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