I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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