If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
No subtext here. People are naked.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
