Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize