My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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