you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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