i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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