Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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