Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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