I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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