yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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