Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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