Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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