some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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