Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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